I have been thinking a lot lately about bit roles in films. Mainly because oftentimes those bit parts are the ones that stick with us the most. So I have begun compiling a list of the best bit parts in films I have seen. I would say all time, but that might be a bit hyperbolic and I generally like to speak in realities. Honorable Mention: John C. McGinley/Paul Willson “Bob Slydell and Bob Porter” Office Space - You can’t help but laugh at these guys….plus John C. McGinley loving Michael Bolton?! To quote Matt M., It’s so random! Top 5 bit roles in films I have seen… Number 5: Sean Whalen “Heckler” That Thing You Do - This is the dorky kid who you are sure wants to date girls, but might want to date the band too. Steve Zahn refers to him as “our fan.” He is so completely uncool, and yet acts like the coolest kid in the room. His best line is a tie between “We came here to meet girls and dance and we can’t meet girls unless we dance.” and “Neato!” Well said. I also like the fact he didn’t even get a real name in the film. Plus anyone who likes Mariachi music as much as this guy does has something going right. Number 4: Paul Benedict “Roy Loomis” Waiting for Guffman - Roy Loomis is the everyman. That is why we love him. And we love him all the more because Roy unknowingly leads on the entire cast of “Red, White and Blaine.” He almost single-handedly causes the reprisal of “Covered Wagons” which is just racy enough to make you think twice before going out behind the barn. Roy gets the Blaine, MO five star treatment, a courtesy he thinks is due everyone that mosies into the small, yet amply protected (snipers etc.), rural town. However, he does think that they have a shot to go to Broadway, but what does he know, he’s from Demming. Number 3: Burt Lancaster “Doc ‘Moonlight’ Graham” Field of Dreams - My only dramatic role on the list. This is a great role and he is only on camera for about 5-6 total minutes. To hear him describe a triple…well, it is perfect. Number 2: Paul Benedict “Martin Berg” A Mighty Wind - It take an incredible man to make this list twice and Paul Benedict is that man. As folk music historian/renaissance man, Martin Berg, Paul astutely notes the magnitude of the kiss between Mitch and Mickey…it was a great moment “in the history of humans.” and he dropped the h in humans…he is a cinematic wonder. Number 1: Stephen Tobolowsky “Ned Ryerson” Groundhog Day - Without question, Stephen Tobolowsky is the man who tops this list. Had I actually made a list about the top bit parts in all movie history, no one would rank higher than Needle Nose Ned, Ned the Head…remember, he dated your sister until you told him not to? Bing! Watch out for that first step…it’s a ________ (come on, you know the line) Please add your own to this list, I think we should create a master list. |